How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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fduck

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try slamming a revolving door

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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