What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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