When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

"knock knock" "Come in"

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Nickelback

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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