Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

That's what she didn't say

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Darude- Sandstorm

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Guess what? I like trains.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What's funnier than 24? 25

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