A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a horse walks into a blender ow

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

what is a bracket? a bracket

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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