roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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