Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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I'm sn otter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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