Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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My children are huge mistakes.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Justin's humor

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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civil rights

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

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