- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What time is it? Refrigerator

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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