Why did it die Nothing died

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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