What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Gangnam style

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Anti Joke

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