I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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jwe

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Anti Joke

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