What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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JUST KIDDING^

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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