An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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