This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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