What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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