Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

A seal walks into a club.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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