If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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