- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

what do u call a black person by his name

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

penis haha

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??