This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

you lose.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Donald Trump

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Queens Park rangers

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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