Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

A chicken walks into a barn.

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