- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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