- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

... Chan chan

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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