How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Hitler

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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once upon a time, it snowed

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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