- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Pull my finger ouch..

Wanna know something funny? Your face

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

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