When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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I am a women

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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