Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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Gay Rights

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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