wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

whats white and looks like paper paper

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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