- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

9/11

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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