Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Knock Knock Go Away

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Help I'm being raped!

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

A black man in a country bar.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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