- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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