Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Snarf Nuggets

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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