- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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