Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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You see how lame this is?

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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