Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

who ever is reading this....

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Can I ask you a question? You just did

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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