Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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WEED!

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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bryden is a faggot

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Anti Joke

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