What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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I told you it would happen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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