what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

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