How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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How are cars made? By magic.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Davey Peterson.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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pauls tuck

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