Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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