Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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willie revilame

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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