did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

women's rights

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Your mom is fat

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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