- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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