- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

A women in the kitchen.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

woman..parallel parking

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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