roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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a man walked into a bar....

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Rick santorum

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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