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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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