- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

GADZOOKS!

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

i have a christmas tree.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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