Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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A ginger was with his friends

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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