- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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