How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Justin Bieber

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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A man walks into a bar.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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