Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

what do u call a black man a black man

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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