What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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