why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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penis

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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