- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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