- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

what's worst than being gay? being black

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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whats worse than school? Summer school

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Michel Moor on a die...

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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