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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.