How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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