Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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