Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Jake. Walsh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

I just found out i have cancer.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

why did the girl cry because she was raped

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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