The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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balls

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Lil' Wayne

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What is a chair?

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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THE GAME.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Anti Joke

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